Behringer Virtualizer DSP 1000
Now I dont expect the upload rate to be high on this layout, if it hits 5 ill be shocked. The DSP1000 is old (96-97) and I doubt there are many left around, but they can sound really cool using this layout.
"every effect unit, is a distortion unit" - Engineers sound guide.
This layout lets you control two DSP1000's. Why two? Well I use two of them a lot in my Eurorack setup for delays and a little known algorithm they have called "Vocal Distortion", no distortion sounds like it to my ears and it's just brilliant.
(Behringer gets bashed for making cheap gear, and pretty unfairly (and unscientifically) I would say, mainly from people who have spent far more, on something that does the same task. Remember, electronics isn't an art, it's a science.)